GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20
a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30
a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for
someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35
she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40
a woman is like France, Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to
visit.
Between 41 and 50
she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60
she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid
climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70
a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas,
no future.
After 70
they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants
to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70
a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
Between 18 and 20
a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30
a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for
someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35
she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40
a woman is like France, Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to
visit.
Between 41 and 50
she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60
she is like Russia, very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid
climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70
a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas,
no future.
After 70
they become Afghanistan. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants
to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70
a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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